No Matter How Small Your
B*tt*cks Is It Must Still Be Divided
Into Two
3.That moment you're walking
with bae and you try jumping
over a gutter so gently then you
mistakenly slip inside
Yieee
4.Send me your account number.
The only instruction Nigerian
women obey without argument
5. *" I will marry you, I just
came back to marry"*
That's how abroad guys will
chop your kpekus front and back
with reckless abandon in January
Girls shine your eyes
6.Foolishness is when your name
is Solomon but you have only one
girlfriend.
What a waste of a name !!!!!!!
7.Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go
to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go
to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
8.Man: I could go to the end of
the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay
there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept
cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything
with you.
Woman: Let.s start from your
bank account.
9. If you want to test a power of
woman try pulling her trouser
when she already know that she
is wearing a dirty pant She
will fight until she dies
10.Yesterday I found S6 Galaxy
inside a taxi,,white colour...If u
are the owner please contact me
Coz i need the charger
11.Rihanna came with the
Tendency of not wearing Bra and
some chicks try to copy her but
their breasts look like hospital
drips with no water...
I'm in my house come and beat
me
12.Every evil breast that will not
stay in a bra properly, only to
come out and break
relationships...
By the power invested in By the power invested in me, I
command you to fall like
bathroom slippers!!!
Can I get some Amen!!!
13.This is Nigeria, A country
where an okada driver will tell a
person driving a Range Rover "
Oga carry this container comot
for road "
14. On the 1st of april , i ran
into a barrack shouting thief
thief thief... the soldiers came out
gallantly looking for the thief... so
i tld dem april fool ... i will
continue the story wen dey
discharge mhe frm hospital
15.My sista, you are visiting a guy
for the first tym nd u are already
shaving everywhere
Wat are u preparing 4?
Ehnn?, WAT!!!!?
16.You pick me up, you remove
my cloth and s**k me. You s**k
me and s**k me, you s**k my
juice until it's dry and throw me
away like a piece of rubbish...
Stop thinking so far and wild, it's
just an orange. You all have bad
minds
17.In Nigeria... When light spark
The first thing we do is to
"Smell Charger"
18.Pillows is for slim girs ..
Fat girls should try bag of rice
19.A salesman rings the door bell
and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny: "No, hes in the shower."
Salesman: "What about your
mother? Can I see her?" Johnny:
"Nope. Shes in the shower, too."
Salesman: "Do you think theyll be
out soon?" Johnny: "Doubt it.
When my dad asked me for the
Vaseline, I gave him super glue
instead."
20.Those of you that promise
when you were small and said
MUMMY , I WILL BUY YOU
AEROPLANE , WHEN I GROW UP .
how far nah , una never Grow??
21.Emeka & Nkiru were taking a
romantic walk down the beach
one cool night. Emeka grab
Nkiru's hands, draws her close to
him, kisses her & says,"Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU.
"Nkiru looks around & says, "My
love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle. "Emeka agrees.
After a while, Emeka asks her
again, "Oh baby! Please my love!
Let's do WEEWEECHU!
"Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't
rush me. I don't want to do it. I
just want to be wrapped in your
arms." Emeka calms down.
After a longer while, Emeka can't
hold it any longer. He says, "My
sweetheart, its not fair oh! Let's
do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last
year oh!"
Nkiru reluctantly agrees! So
Emeka immediately grabs Emeka immediately grabs her
closer to him, hugs her tight,
brought out the guitar strapped
to his back & they both start
singing:
"WEE WEE CHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS,
WEE WEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
WEE WEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS,
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
If you have given another
meaning to WEEWEECHU in your
precious mind, get a spiritual
eraser to clean it well.
Musty is only trying 2 weechu a
merry Christmas in advance.
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23.ME : "what is photosynthesis ?
SLAYQUEEN : "Actually,
photosynthesis is a photo app
used in editing a photo in a
synthetic way"
24.If a single teacher can't teach
all subjects then how could you understand all subjects 😂
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