Good morning my fellow Billionaires.. I know poverty won't allow some people to reply
2 How can somebody give me 25 missed calls in just 4minutes??? Am I with your kidney???
3 She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.
4 Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".
5 If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beautiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
6 When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an "Assignment"
7 I remember when ma Bae told me she missed Her Period.
It took me 7hours to finish a Slice of Bread
8 Your girlfriend will ask you for money, and you will say that you're not her father but you will always want to s**k breast.
Is she your mother?
9 GIRL: Sweetie Humble_Prince, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.
Leo fete: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
10 A mosquito bit a benin girl and the mosquito died of malaria.
Beware
11 Asuu should not call off the strike now o , am still enjoying my landlord's daughter
Don't ask how do I know
12 Some guys will be chatting with their crush and wouldn't want the conversation to end........ They will be like "So is it your Mummy that gave birth to your sisters too?
No, my sisters were Ordered from Jumia.
13 Some guys cannot lift a 25kg bag of Salt for their moms but they can lift a 60kg girl for 45minutes during nackiology..
God is watching you with microscope.
14 Assuming you receive this text... #1,000 have been deducted from your account for President Muhammadu Buhari Campaign, thank you for banking with us... What will you do??
15 People would be calling each other, my love, my blood, on social media but when it's time to help,
.
Everybody's blood will dry
16 Next time I enter plane
When we get to the sky...I will open d back door and jump into heaven
God will be surprised to see me
17 Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi ... Greet all the passengers and then walk away ?
