When a lady tells you that the young man is her uncle or cousin, you should know what she means. Lol! I remember a day, almost three years now when something funny and annoying happened.
There is a friend of mine who dated one lady. He loved her so much that he planned to marry her. But he always found her number busy and whenever he asked her, she gave some bizarre excuses. And this lady orally showed him so much love. She called him Abban Mujahid. Lol! My friend doubted the love she was giving him and he decided to try her by an unusual means.
Three of us, my friend, another friend called Salim and I, planned to trap her. My friend who was madly in love with the lady gave her number to Salim to act as a new suitor to her. Thank God she didn't know the two of us. After some sweet words of love that Salim rained in her ears, she accepted his proposal to date her. Anytime Salim would make call with her, we used to ensure we were together. When they ended the call, my friend would then call and ask "why is your number busy? Who are you making call with?" She would say that her cousin called her. Lols.
Finally, we agreed that Salim should pay her a visit and she, without any hesitation, accepted. It was on the third day of Babbar Sallah when my friend, Salim and I went to their area. Salim called her that he arrived. My friend then quickly left and followed another way to ensure the plan worked out by catching her red-handed.
We greeted and the gist began. She was looking at the car of Salim absentmindedly. He was like saying "Allah yayi zamu hadu yau". And she said "Eh wallahi" while releasing a rapacious smile on her face. Then, I dialled my friend's number without her knowledge and he knew the plan, so he appeared. She saw him and he saw her with us but pretended to know nothing about us. Haha... He passed beside us while questionably looking at us. She was shocked by his appearance but pretended to know nothing about the young man that passed.
After we left her, we went straight and took my friend in the car. My friend was so shocked to discover what she was doing behind him. He then dialled her number. She received and he angrily said, "Alhamdulillah. I have discovered that you are just deceiving me all this while. You betrayed me."
Her reply: "Why will you say that. Listen to me. Baka cin ribar zance wallahi. They are not my boyfriends. They are my uncles. Didn't you see that I accompanied them to their car. They came from Magama Gumau in Bauchi State."
NON FICTION
source = @Abdul Mutallib Muktar
