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I Will Not Die Now !!! by Kuwam fidelis(m): 08:34 pm On 1 Jan 2019

I will not die now was said by a man called JABO who tempted the LORD, when jabo was passing through a bush road, jabo saw a lion coming towards him and he close his eyes praying, please dear LORD My GOD i dont want to die now, save me from this lion, two munits later, he open his eyes saw lion too close its eyes same way he did, now he wait when lion opened its eyes,
Jabo asked, lion, are you a christian too?
Lion reply, JABO are you stupid? dont you pray before you eat? I was thanking GOD for Providing food for me so that i should not die now.
jabo hoon!!!

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Re: I Will Not Die Now !!! by abunajib(m): 08:55 pm On 1 Jan 2019

That's alright, jabo should just close his eyes again

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Re: I Will Not Die Now !!! by Preshemeka600: 12:07 am On 1 Jan 2019

Hmm so God answer the lion. Jabo sorry

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