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Sports / Re: Football by Toughgray(m): 10:14 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Joshuajohn:Juvetus star player ronaldo just sold 1 of his mansion in machester

Education / #asuu: Meeting With Federal Government Ongoing With Asuu( by Toughgray(m): 09:31 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Follow the link below for the out come of the meeting.
ASUU posted on twitter few hours ago that the are currently having meeting with the federal government.We hope that the will be good news when the meeting is over.
Here is what ASUU said below:
Meeting with the
@LabourMinNG and
@MinistryFederal
officials about to commence.
We look forward to a meaningful resolution.#aluta_continua
Though students did not take it lightly with ASUU as seen below,

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World Politics / How To Identify A Hired Political Crowd by Toughgray(m): 09:29 pm On 1 Jan 2019
I have seen a lot of "massive crowd" from the PDP and APC camps. However a quick analysis of the photos will show that most of these are hired, and the participants may not necessarily partake in the election.
How do you identify a hired crowd?
look through the photo and check if you will find females amongst the crowd. This is the easiest way to know if they were hired or not. Its easy to get guys in the streets, joints or school.s Just bring a bus and they will filll it up. (my friends did this so many times in school).
This can't happen with females. Even runs girls won't enter such a buses. That's why you will see that most campaigns arenas are filled with guys.
Because they are easy to buy.
Did you notice our US protesters are mostly guys?
Sadly most guys don't vote. Females are the highest voters. On the elction day, most guys will either be playing or discussing football and girls, only a few will come out to vote.
However, women, girls and older men will troop out to vote.
Last presidential election, majority of my neighbors didn't vote, they were outside analyzing the election while voting was ongoing. Their Wives and daughters voted.
Also women are more loyal than guys in politics, if you can get a woman's assurance to vote for you, then they will surely vote for you. However, guys can swear to vote for you and an hour later vote anyone that gives them money.
Compare Akpabios campaign and that of Udom Emmanuel and you will realize what I'm saying. There are lot of female groups in Udom's camp, while the Akpabio crowd is filled with guys.
Well, February is already here. Vote don't fight...

World Politics / Lagos Inaugurates New High Courts Civil Procedure Rules, Nba Ikeja Kicks by Toughgray(m): 09:26 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Ikeja branch of the Nigerian Bar Association has protested the inauguration of new Lagos High Courts Civil Procedure Rules by the state Chief Judge, Justice Opeyemi Oke, without members inputs.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the CJ had on Monday inaugurated the new High Court Civil Procedure Rules 2018 at the premises of the Ikeja High Court.
Addressing newsmen on Monday, Mr Dele Oloke, Chairman, NBA Ikeja Branch, described the launch as an “affront” to its 6,500 members, the second largest NBA branch in Nigeria.
Oloke said that members of the Branch were not involved in the process of the enactment of the High Court Rules.
“What we are seeing today in Lagos State is a fallout of what began last year as an attempt by the Lagos State Judiciary to amend the rules that guide the High Courts of Lagos State.
“During the legal year celebration last year, there was a Stakeholders Summit and the Bar and other stakeholders were informed that if they want to make inciteful suggestions, they must endeavour to do so.
“When the Committee of the Rules was set up by the CJ of Lagos State, there was no representation from all the five NBA branches of Lagos State.
“We are the lawyers that go to all these courts and make submissions that lead to adjudication by the judges, when the Rules Committee was set up, it was made up of judges and judges alone.
“On October 25, 2018, NBA Ikeja wrote a letter to Justice K. O Alogba, Chairman of the Rules Committee, asking for a soft or hard copy of the proposals that have been made to him, that letter was not dignified with any response,” Oloke said.
He noted that the NBA Ikeja branch had also written a letter on December 18, 2018 with the same request which was not replied by the CJ.
“We pondered whether Her Lordship had forgotten that under the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (as amended) first qualification of anyone seeking to be appointed as a judge of a superior court is being called to the Nigerian Bar for not less than 10-years,” he said.
The NBA Ikeja Chairman also condemned the high costs of filing fees and the alleged N100,000 fine that is to be imposed against lawyers who are late to court proceedings.
Describing the fine as “heavy” and “punitive”, he said that traffic in the Lagos metropolis and other unavoidable factors could lead to counsel coming late to court.
He noted that judges who did not also sit for unavoidable reasons were not being fined.
The NBA Chairman noted that a lot of lawyers who undertook pro bono cases for poor clients would be unable to afford the N100,000 fine and this may prompt such lawyers to drop the pro bono cases.
“This will lead to instances of poor litigants abandoning the judicial system which is supposed to be the last hope of the common man and resorting to jungle justice,” the NBA Ikeja chairman said.

World Politics / Is Apc's Broom Logo Still Relevant? by Toughgray(m): 09:21 pm On 1 Jan 2019
The ruling All Progressives Congress APC came up with the logo of the broom claiming it wants to sweep out the corrupt Peoples Democratic Party PDP out of power and usher in a government of change?
What is APC still sweeping three years after?

Entertainment / Zion Rufus’ Diary Of A Lagos Girl Episode5: Deeper Than Blood by Toughgray(m): 09:18 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Why is this one running around shirtless?” Gifty asked with a smirk on her face. The question was directed to no one in particular. Ruthie rushed to the window to peep. Amebo won’t kuku kill her. She laughed as she pulled the blinds. Well, whatever it was seemed to be interesting.
She peeped again. Gifty gave her a knock on the head. “You never see enough abi?” She said, pulling Ruthie away from the window. “The guy is cute na” she expressed “Early morning fine chest”. Fine chest ke. I needed to see too. This morning drop of cuteness must not pass my sight by. I left my cornflakes and ran to the window.
Lo and behold, Mr ‘Handsome but Shirtless’ was still jogging, ignorant of the drama he had stirred up in Gifty’s room. “Wawu!” I exclaimed “Why person pikin go fine like this?” I was drooling. The bloke had on grey sweatpants, white Nike’s, and iPhone air pods were plugged in his ears.
Cupid where art thou? Ruthie joined us again at the window; toothpaste in one hand, and her toothbrush in the other. Chei! Wetin this man go cause today ehn. “Babe go to the bathroom na” Mary snapped at Ruthie. She was least interested in our morning window-drama with Mr ‘Handsome but shirtless’; She had a bigger problem, Menstrual cramps.
Lex on the other hand was very much asleep. She had spent most of the night watching animations and looking up cats she hoped to keep as pets in the nearest future. Proper misfit.
“Una no notice say na only this side the guy dey jog?” Ruthie pointed, with her mouth full of toothpaste, foam, and spittle. That was true. The man had maintained tracks within view. We never lost sight of him. “ That’s someone’s father you two are referring to as ‘guy’ o” Gifty said, leaving the window. “Your thing for older men ehn” She added, settling herself at the table. “Sis, they bear no stress I’m sure you know“ I responded, laughing.
“Unlike the guys in our age grade.” “As in ehn…” Ruthie cut in. “Are we expected to date our mates? These boys in their twenties are really tiring. It’s like you have to teach them everything” She said again. Gifty just continued laughing as she stuffed bread in her mouth. “ Let’s do something today” She added. We laughed, leaving the window too.
“What should we do? Movies?” I asked, expecting a more interesting suggestion. “No jhor. All we did yesterday was Netflix and Chill” Mary countered, Obviously uncomfortable as she opened a pack of painkillers and popped one. I handed her a bottle of water. “Sorry dear” Gifty consoled her.
“Wake up na” Ruthie shook Lex’s legs. She opened her eyes. “How can I help you madam?” Lex said to Ruthie, rubbing her eyes and stretching. “ Wait o” Her eyes cleared “Gifty is that my Nutella?”. Gifty was happily spreading the Nutella on bread slices.
Lex’s Nutella was like Buddha; a sacred possession. You could eat her Coco pops, empty her Golden morn, finish her Ribena, but not Nutella. Gifty ran out of the room, Lex followed. “When is Shewa coming to Lagos?” Mary asked. She sounded relaxed. Guess the effects of the pill was kicking in. “She should be in Lag by Friday after her test” I responded.
The beauty of attending a private school. Their academic calendar was moving fast, whilst ours stood still. The strike was still on. “ We could go to the beach tho” Gifty entered. “No o. Not the beach abeg. You want my mum to call and say her pastor said he saw me in a vision, that I was swimming inside the river and playing with fishes.” I said.
We all laughed. Lex walked into the room too. Eating bread. At least they’ve both appeased the Nutella gods.
“Becca how long do you want to be single for?” Lex asked. “Aren’t we all single?” Mary responded. We all laughed again. It was a beautiful morning. With family. Loving each other beyond blood ties. I looked at Gifty, laughing with a bread-full mouth.
Lex was laughing too, you could see the sincerity and peace she felt from that laughter. Ruthie had joined them in the bread and Nutella breakfast, her face broadened with a happy smile. Mary got off the bed to pick her toothbrush, her hairnet looked funny. She was laughing too.
I picked up my diary and wrote…
Dear diary,
We apologize for who we are. It’s not who we set out to be. Not even what our parents had in mind. We never believed we would grow up like this, or end up being the kids we were taught to avoid. Every tear we cried, led us here. Here at crossroads, in uncertainties, confused, far from home and blood ties. Still further away from who we want to be. But here we are, HAPPY and at Peace. I dropped my pen and joined in the bread and Nutella ritual.

World Politics / Inec Replies Obasanjo: The Commission Not Under Pressure To Do What Is Wrong by Toughgray(m): 09:15 pm On 1 Jan 2019
The commission was not under pressure to do what was wrong, the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission ( INEC), Prof. Mahmoud Yakubu said.
Recall that Former President Olusegun Obasanjo had on Sunday written a letter, telling the nation that there was doubt as to the integrity of the commission to conduct a free, fair and credible elections, Naija Politico reports.
This clarification was made by the Chairman in a meeting in Abuja, on Monday, with the Acting Inspector-General of Police, Mohammed Adamu, and other senior police officers.
Yakubu went further to say “this is to be expected in an election year when people make all sorts of insinuations.
“I want to tell you that we as a commission have never been under any pressure to do what is wrong.
“We will never compromise our integrity to do what the law says that we shouldn’t and for the 2019 general elections, I want to assure and reassure Nigerians that votes and nothing but votes will count.
“WIth this level of cooperation from the security agencies, I want to assure you that Nigerians will have a pleasant voting experience in 2019.”
The nation was looking forward to INEC and the Nigeria Police Force to conduct credible elections, he said.
An unimpeded access will be granted by the commission to the media during the elections, Yakubu said.
A close working relationship between the commission and the police at all levels was required he said.
“The more we collaborate with the police, the easier the prosecution of election offenders.
“We are going to consult the security agencies for the deployment of personnel for the elections.
“We must work in partnership to give Nigerians a pleasant election in the upcoming elections, our responsibility is to serve the Nigerian people,” Yakubu said.
He requested that officers of the force be on ground early enough to escort officials of the commission to polling units.
The Deputy Inspector-General of Police in charge of Force Criminal Intelligence and Investigation Department (FCIID), has been directed to set up a special lectionaries investigation teams, the Acting IGP said earlier.
The teams would take into custody and undertake detailed investigation of all arrested electoral offenders across the country and shall liase with INEC towards the prompt processing of the case files of the offenders for prosecution, Adamu said.
The police would respect and protect the rights of all citizens of the country regardless of their socio-economic status, Adamu further reiterated.
The Presidential and National Assembly elections comes up on Feb. 16, while the governorship and state Houses of Assembly will hold on March 2, Naija Politico reports.

Education / Ambrose Alli University Students In Dilemma As Asuu Kick Against Resumption by Toughgray(m): 09:13 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma ASUU CHAPTER held an emergency congress on the way forward in the lingering Nationwide strike
Dr. Monday Igbafen the chapters Chairman briefed its members on the current state of the struggle.
He also expresses his displeasure on the management of the school who are making plans to filtrate it members to boycott the strike
The Chairman also made it known the Prof Sunny Edeko the. Dean Faculty of Law was expelled from the association for gross misconduct and since then he has been trying by all means to kill the effort of the association
The Chairman also made it known that the struggle is almost over and it will be a wasteful effort if we back out at this crucial time
While addressing the management faction of ASUU insisted they pass a vote to know the way forward but the other faction which are the majority invited strike continues
Less than 2minute after the congress Ambrose Alli University Senate sat and declared the school open for academic session
The Chapter chairman describe the meeting as illegal as no senate meeting is expected to hold during the strike
In a phone conversation with the former Media Aide to the SUG PRESIDENT and a current Aspirnat

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Business/Investments / 10 New Businesses Students Can Do On Campu by Toughgray(m): 12:57 am On 1 Jan 2019
Ever been seriously thinking of wsys to Make money in school? If your answer is yes, you’re not alone. Imagine the combination of being in school and being broke. Stressful right? Seeing that the Nigerian system doesn’t really facilitate working and schooling at the same time, life can be at the very best hard for....
See List below:
mystreetgist.com/2019/01/20/make-money-10-simple-business-ideas-for-student/

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Weird News / I Couldn’t Save My Sister’s Life With All The Money I Had – Adekunle Gold by Toughgray(m): 12:55 am On 1 Jan 2019
Adekunle Gold who got quite emotional in an interview with Saturday Beats disclosed that he couldn’t save his sister’s life with all the money he had and this led to the release of the song ‘Ire’ dedicated to her.
Adekunle Gold who referred to his sister as his best friend disclosed that she died of heart disease after they spent so much in her treatment.
The singer said;
My sister was one of the few best friends I had but death took her away. She had a heart-related disease and I thought she could beat the disease but she did not make it. We sang together a lot and we shared the same dream.
I was her best friend in the house, so it really shook me when I lost her. I remember her every year and reminisce about the great time we had together. I wish she was alive to celebrate my success with me because this was our dream.
The funny thing is that we had the money; it was not that we could not afford to treat her, but it was just unfortunate that she died.
If I was as popular back then as I am now, what would I have done differently? I do not think that I would have done anything differently because we spent money on her.
I was at home when she died, so by the time I got to the hospital to see her, she had died.

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Sports / Manny Pacquiao Calls Out Floyd Mayweather For A Rematch by Toughgray(m): 12:52 am On 1 Jan 2019
Philippines boxer and politician, Manny Pacquiao has called American boxer, Floyd Mayweather for a rematch after he beats Adrien Broner in a fight that lasted over 12 rounds yesterday the 20th of January to retained his world welterweight title in an explosive bout in Las Vegas.
Speaking to newsmen Manny called out Mayweather who was present at the fight for a rematch. you will recall that the two fought four years ago with Mayweather winning the fight.
He said:
“God gave me this good health and blessings and at the age of 40 I can still do this. I proved it in my last fight and I’ve proved it again; at the age of 40, Manny Paquiao is still here.
I wanted to push more but my trainer said it would be careless, to wait for him and counter so that’s what I did. Tell Floyd to come back to the ring and we will fight, I’m willing to fight Floyd.”

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Jokes / Water In The Carburetor by Toughgray(m): 12:50 am On 1 Jan 2019
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

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Jokes / Water In The Carburetor by Toughgray(m): 12:48 am On 1 Jan 2019
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."

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Education / Strike Update: The Oke-ogun Polytechnic, Saki (tops) Asup Strike by Toughgray(m): 12:22 am On 1 Jan 2019
STRIKE UPDATE: The Oke-ogun Polytechnic, Saki (TOPS) ASUP Strike Update
As we have promised to furnish you with a comprehensive update on the strike action.
It is not a rumor that a message was displayed on the mobile phone of many TOPS students on Thursday 17th of January, 2019; that TOPS has resumed. Reverse was the case when hundreds of students stormed the campus, expecting full academic activities, but did not witness any as a result of the on going strike.
Sequel to the strike update publish by the Institutions Press Council, findings revealed that the Unions ( ASUP, SSANIP & NASU) is still on STRIKE and the staffs currently on duty are Causal Staffs.
A meeting was held between the management and unions of institutions over the backlog of salary arrears yesterday afternoon.

Phones / Photo Of Galaxy S10 Series With Side Fingerprint Scanner by Toughgray(m): 12:19 am On 1 Jan 2019
A leaked image by evleaks and ice universe, same image, revealed everything you need to know about the Samsung Galaxy S10 series cameras. The photo above, revealed the S10E, S10 and S10+ from small to big.
That is, the S10E is the lower variant, while the S10+ is the higher variant. The Galaxy S10E has double rear cameras and single selfie camera. The Galaxy S10 has a single front camera and two rear camera with heart rate sensor.
The Galaxy S10+ variant as well as a trio cameras at the rear, it defile the S10E and he S10 with a double selfie cameras. Leaks suggest that the body of the trio should be glassy. The infinity O design is eminent on the phones. Samsung Super AMOLED display will power the screen of the three smartphone.
You may also noticed the non existence of a fingerprint sensor at the rear view. Who knows? It is likely that Samsung may use only a facial recognition or a side fingerprint scanner, or both. What ever the case, next month Samsung will unveil this smartphones in USA technology city, San Francisco, California.

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Jokes / Joe Muller On Holiday by Toughgray(m): 12:10 am On 1 Jan 2019
In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College .On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected theelephants foot, and found a large piece of wooddeeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently ashe could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife,after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joestood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing.The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its frontfoot off the ground, and then put it down.The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant...Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and madehis way into the enclosure. He walked right up tothe elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephanttrumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one ofJoe's legs and slammed him against the railing killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

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Crime / Man Caught Stealing Pants And Bra In Anambra State by Toughgray(m): 12:05 am On 1 Jan 2019
An angry mob descended on a man who was allegedly caught stealing panties and bras among other items in Anambra state.
According to reports, the young man was apprehended this morning with the stolen items in Azia. Ihiala local government area of Anambra state and was beaten mercilessly by the residents which gathered to see for themselves.
The suspect was later handed over to the police for further investigation.
This is coming after 19-year old man, Chinonye Okorie was recently arrested in Onitsha with ladies’ underwear, suspected to have been stolen for purposes of rituals.
The suspect, who hails from Mbaitolu, Imo State, was arrested by police officers at Odoakpu area of Onitsha in Anambra State.

Jokes / Jim Is Planning To Marry by Toughgray(m): 11:58 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Jim is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a v*rg*n.
His doctor says, "Jim, all of us use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself v*rg*nity Test Kit, which consist of a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Jim asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen', you hit her with the shovel."

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Jokes / Hillarious Photo : Buhari And Osinbajo by Toughgray(m): 10:57 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Which one pain you pass?
1.ASUU-STRIKE
2.TEN YEARS CHALLENGE
ME:ASUU-STRIKE
I NOR EVEN GET TIME FOR TEN YEARS CHALLENGE

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Jokes / The Tribal Wisdom Of The Dakota Indians by Toughgray(m): 04:52 pm On 1 Jan 2019
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation togeneration, says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride deadhorses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse'sperformance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve thedead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is lesscostly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially moreto the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And, of course...
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position

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Jokes / This Man Has The Excuse For Cheating On His Wife by Toughgray(m): 04:38 pm On 1 Jan 2019
A woman came home early from work one day and found her husband in bed with a young and attractive woman.
The woman yelled at her husband in anger: “You slimy disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me!? I’m the mother of your children, and I’ve been faithful to you all these years! I want a divorce now!”
The husband answered: “Wait a second my love, let me at least explain what happened.”
“All right, let’s hear what you have to say for yourself,” answered the wife waiting to see just how her husband would try to talk his way out of this one, “but these are your last words.”
Her husband started recalling: “today when I left work and got in my car to head home and this woman asked me for a ride.”
“I noticed that she was very skinny and wearing worn out clothes covered in muck and mud. She told me she hadn’t eaten in three days.”
“She looked worse for wear so I took pity on her and let her into the car.”
“In my mercy for her, instead of taking her straight to where she needed to go, I brought her home first and warmed her up a plate of goulash, the same plate I made for you last night which you didn’t eat claiming you’d ‘get fat’.”
“She devoured it in seconds.”
“Since she needed to get clean, I offered to let her use our shower.”
“While she showered, I noticed that her clothes were very dirty and worn, so I threw them out. She needed new clothes so I brought her the old jeans you no longer wear because they’re ‘too tight’.”
“I also gave her some underwear I bought you that you didn’t wear because ‘I don’t have good taste in clothes’.”
“I found the shirt my mom bought you for Christmas that you didn’t wear to ‘piss her off’. And I gave her the high heels you only wore once because ‘someone at work had the same pair’.”
The husband took a deep breath and continued…
“She was so grateful for my understanding and help. When I walked her to the door she turned around with tears in her eyes and asked…”
“You’re such a great person! Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use?”

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Music / The Evolution Of Kendrick Lamar by Toughgray(m): 03:57 pm On 1 Jan 2019
this is the evolution if kendrick lamar

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Jokes / Random Jokes By Gray Pt.1 by Toughgray(m): 03:51 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Good morning my fellow Billionaires.. I know poverty won't allow some people to reply
2 How can somebody give me 25 missed calls in just 4minutes??? Am I with your kidney???
3 She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.
4 Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".
5 If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beautiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
6 When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an "Assignment"
7 I remember when ma Bae told me she missed Her Period.
It took me 7hours to finish a Slice of Bread
8 Your girlfriend will ask you for money, and you will say that you're not her father but you will always want to s**k breast.
Is she your mother?
9 GIRL: Sweetie Humble_Prince, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.
Leo fete: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
10 A mosquito bit a benin girl and the mosquito died of malaria.
Beware
11 Asuu should not call off the strike now o , am still enjoying my landlord's daughter
Don't ask how do I know
12 Some guys will be chatting with their crush and wouldn't want the conversation to end........ They will be like "So is it your Mummy that gave birth to your sisters too?
No, my sisters were Ordered from Jumia.
13 Some guys cannot lift a 25kg bag of Salt for their moms but they can lift a 60kg girl for 45minutes during nackiology..
God is watching you with microscope.
14 Assuming you receive this text... #1,000 have been deducted from your account for President Muhammadu Buhari Campaign, thank you for banking with us... What will you do??
15 People would be calling each other, my love, my blood, on social media but when it's time to help,
.
Everybody's blood will dry
16 Next time I enter plane
When we get to the sky...I will open d back door and jump into heaven
God will be surprised to see me
17 Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi ... Greet all the passengers and then walk away ?

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Jokes / Jokes Of The Day by Toughgray(m): 03:47 pm On 1 Jan 2019
1.Brewery workers dema...
“Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management.
2.”Skipping Days
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."

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Jokes / Naija For Life by Toughgray(m): 10:58 am On 1 Jan 2019
No matter how lazy we are or how lazy we could be termed,CREATIVITY lives in us,
instead of wasting your money buying secret alarms,as a naija student,just wash ur plate,pot and spoon after dinner then hang it at the back of the door,
Once someone tries opening it,it makes a very loud noice,which alarms you and makes the person outside scared!
Oh I LOVE MY COUNTRY

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Romance / Re: 1990 Ring Bearer And Little Bride Later Turned Husband And Wife In 2018 (photos by Toughgray(m): 09:31 am On 1 Jan 2019
this one na 28 years challenge!

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Jokes / Re: Hillarious!!! : See What This Boy Is Doing With A Girl In A Class by Toughgray(m): 09:02 am On 1 Jan 2019
open the picture and see the full pic
the real thing is hidden

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Jokes / Hillarious!!! : See What This Boy Is Doing With A Girl In A Class by Toughgray(m): 09:00 am On 1 Jan 2019
Are this ones from NIGERIA?

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Jokes / Hillarious Wedding Photos by Toughgray(m): 07:05 am On 1 Jan 2019
This picture has been trending online with different tags,
I hereby tag it
'temibami '19 ' :D :D :D

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Jokes / Re: Which 1 Did Your Mummy Use ? by Toughgray(m): 06:55 am On 1 Jan 2019
me:1,2,4 and 5

Jokes / Yim? by Toughgray(m): 06:30 am On 1 Jan 2019
Am quite sure many of us have have seen 'YIM' on his or her profile,you dont know what it actually mean.
Many of us might have seen it before getting to this site maybe on NAIRALAND
i tried to get the meaning but i couldn't get it
So if you know the meaning help us with it in the comment area (quote)
And we want our Admins to enlighten us

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Jokes / Re: How Did I Get Here? by Toughgray(m): 04:46 am On 1 Jan 2019
I got here by advert trough nnu,
Making money is my plan

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Jokes / Ten Years Challenge by Toughgray(m): 09:53 pm On 1 Jan 2019
#tenyearschallenge
lol

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Jokes / How Did I Get Here? by Toughgray(m): 09:45 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Many people have started trooping into this website,i guess we've been signing up to this forum with different motives,
Now share with us how you got in here and why you came

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Entertainment / Re: Adesua Etomi, Toke Makinwa , Other Celebrities Congratulate Adekunle Gold, Simi by Toughgray(m): 09:25 pm On 1 Jan 2019
NICE CELEBRITY WEDDING!
OTHERS SHOULD FOLLOW OR MAKE THEIRS BETTER THAN THIS

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World Politics / Re: Election 2019: Betting Company Offers Odds On Presidential Elections by Toughgray(m): 09:15 pm On 1 Jan 2019
Primeauto:Election 2019: Betting company offers odds on presidential elections

What are the odds on President Muhammadu Buhari’s return to the Aso Rock?

Popular sports betting site, NaijaBet offered bettors the opportunity to stake on who emerges the President of Africa’s most populous country.

With the incumbent President Buhari seeking re-election, the betting company offered odds of 1.78 while the major opposition of the People’s Democratic Party, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar was given an odd of 1.90 to win the election. Other popular candidates were handed heavy odds with the lesser probability of them emerging president after the election. Fela Durotoye, Kingsley Moghalu, Oby Ezekwesili were handed odds of over 100.

Odds of as high as 450.0 were offered on Mrs Eunice Atuejide, whose name appears twice in the betting tab with different odds.

#NotTooYoungToRun Who will be our President in 2019? 🤔

Make cool cash 👉 While your Vote count #VoteYourSay

Latest International & local Politics Odds are Available on Site

Bet Now >> t.co/NGf2cMmF4F 📲💻#NaijaBet #NigeriaDecides2019 #AtikulatedPlans pic.twitter.com/1TQEY9rorI

— NaijaBet.com (@NaijaBet) 16. Januar 2019


As with the candidates, the Sports betting company also offered separate odds on what political party will win the presidential election.

The February 16 election, which is contested by over 50 candidates will be preceded by a debate organised by the Broadcasting Organisation of Nigeria and Nigerian Elections Debate Group (NEDG).

Buhari’s availability for the pre-election debate also has a special offer with the odds at 1.70 to attend and 1.45 not to attend.

@NaijaBet Opens Betting option on President Buhari to attend NEDG/BON 2019 Presidential Debate on January 19, 2019.

Will he Attend 🤔

RT 👉 NO

❤ 👉 YES

Bet Now >> t.co/NGf2cMmF4F 📲💻#NaijaBetPaysMillions #Atiku2019 #Buhari #NigeriaDecides2019 #Presidentialdebate pic.twitter.com/ma11Lh50ej

— NaijaBet.com (@NaijaBet) 21. Dezember 2018


Despite the president attending a town hall programme, where he answered questions from the moderator and the audience, there are major doubts about his appearance at the live debate.

There has been no concrete commitment from the president to attend the debate scheduled for January 19, although Vice President Yemi Osinbajo was available for the vice presidential debate held in December by the same organisers.

According to sources, there are fears over Buhari’s ability in a tense and high-paced debate against other candidates. There is no surprise Buhari spurned all debates in 2015 when he was contesting as a major opposition.

Recently, Buhari declined a live interview with Arise TV, preferring a pre-recorded interview.

This is not the first time that NaijaBet will offer odds on a non-sporting action. In August 2017, NaijaBet offered odds on the return of the President, who left Nigeria on a medical trip to London in May 2017.

Today’s News Headline : “Villa staff put on standby for Buhari’s return” 🤓

🤔 HOW SOON?

Bet Now 👉 t.co/kz0UZ1fn72#NaijaBet pic.twitter.com/sCFz837FyJ

— NaijaBet.com (@NaijaBet) 1. August 2017

The betting company also offered betting opportunities to punters for the Lagos Governorship elections, with APC’s Babajide Sanwo-Olu and PDP’s Jimi Agbaje offered same odds (1.80) to win the election.

While the focus is mainly on Soccer, Tennis, Basketball, the betting website has a politics tab, where elections for England, Australia, Denmark, the United States and Nigeria are listed.

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World Politics / Re: Election 2019: Betting Company Offers Odds On Presidential Elections by Toughgray(m): 09:14 pm On 1 Jan 2019
[color=#000099][/color]me go jus carry ATIKU 1.9 stake am with 2k or 3k!
money making na d koko

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